When in the course of BIMA events it becomes necessary for the BIMA 2008 eight writers to post on their blog, and to assume, among the powers of all writers maniacal and mad, that they will continue to post on the blog, a decent respect to their welfares before I go threaten them with the musket I keep in my back pocket requires that I should declares the causes which impel me to threaten them unless they post.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all BIMA 2008 writers must post on their blog, that HaShem has blessed them with this extraordinary power to create something from nothing, and that they had better damned well use it on this blog or I will use that musket I mentioned therefore.
In witness thereof I have hereunto affirmed that I will come after them with my musket (and I know how to use it) unless they post.
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